Best Fashion Sandals 2013 (not!)

Best fashion sandals 2013

Vogue’s 2013 pick for top 18 summer sandals has us wondering if they were designed for human or goddess. This golden masterpiece is Hermes in metallic, nappa suede, €650, perfect for lounging on a sunny boat deck in the Mediterranean.  Otherwise, plan to spend your time bending down tying your laces, certainly not walking.  If anyone knows of a more comfortable alternative to this ancient style, please weigh in.

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Best Fashion Sandals 2013 (not!)

Less Comfortable Sandal

Dominatrix meets Grumpy Old Man.  Wear with socks for best effect and less abuse to the ankles.  Impatient Black Leather Sandals offered by Office

More Comfortable Sandal

Hobbit Lovers can hide 25 pound ankle weights in these “stud ankle covered bootie sandal” by nowdiscountshoes.com


Best Fashion Sandals 2013 (4)

Less Comfortable Sandal

Elle’s Summer Sandals 2013 features this flat by Saint Laurent offered by Pre-a-Porte at $795.  This is a minimalist, barefoot walking look, bringing the foot right to the ground with all its glory.

More Comfortable Sandal

But the ground is hot!  Taryn Rose keeps those tootsies air conditioned with a similar rendition of the same, classically uncomfortable style. Reduced to $145 from $205 at Neiman Marcus.